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"Work/life balance" implies you're not alive while working.

Those who slept in the nude soon learned not to oversleep once workplaces introduced automatic teleporters as a commute-saving perk.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

RT @ddoniolvalcroze@birdsite.link
‘There is no agony like it. You sit in a room, biting pencils, looking at a typewriter, walking about, or casting yourself down on a sofa, feeling you want to cry your head off.’
- Agatha Christie, on Writing


"Do you have a moment?" the empath said.
"Of course, dear," said the telepath.
"You know I can't help reading feelings?"
"Please read my mind."
"If you... Oh. I don't love you any more?"
"I thought you ought to know."
"Thank you. I still like you?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Me faite pas chier ! ce matin je dors ! Je fais la grasse mat' 😼

You work as a security guard at a fairly large hotel. One day you forget a camera paused and while doing your rounds you notice that the exact area that you paused has stopped in real life as well.
#writingprompts #writing

Everyone woke up to complete silence and darkness. The only thing they could see was a gray square with text typed over it. "Server 15 is down for maintenance. Please be patient."
#writingprompts #writing

It is the current year. While out hiking, you happen across a previously undiscovered cave. Investigating, you find a tomb, which breaks open when you touch the lid. Inside is an ancient hero, destined to return when the world needs them. They need a little help adjusting to modern life.
#writingprompts #writing

You were one of the most powerful superheroes, and always in constant conflict with one of the most powerful supervillians. Then the day after you retire from the superhero business, you get a phonecall. It's your arch-nemesis. He says "Hey um, do ya wanna hang out later? It's cool if ya can't"
#writingprompts #writing

A local news station in a busy metropolis has employed a young motorcyclist to present a new segment. His job is to talk about the scheduled movements of various biker groups across the country so rival biker gangs can avoid each other. He is the Leatherman and this is the leather forecast.
#writingprompts #writing

There exists two parallel worlds: One in which Humankind developed through technology, the other in which Humankind developed through magic. Now, a traveller from one world just arrived on the other.
#writingprompts #writing

RT @Otter_News@twitter.com

When you accidentally interrupt a very important Otter meeting....

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Otter_News/status/

Cette TL manque de chauve-souris en train de manger goulûment du melon.

Bonne soirée :mastodon:

Veganism as colonialism Show more

Le vent n'est pas venu, donc on a fait un chateau

Moi "C'est la journée internationale du 🐈"
Collègue "Et quoi encore, une journée internationale de la 🥕 aussi ?
Moi * tapote sur son clavier * "Le 4 avril"
Collègue "... et pourquoi pas de la 🧱 tiens ?"
Moi * tapote * "Le 6 mars"
Collègue *soupire*

Compatriotes des réseaux sociaux, j’ai grand plaisir à vous présenter ma dernière construction : Lucien le lutrin, gardien de ma bibliothèque.