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Chat qui adore quand une feuille sort de l'imprimante et cherche délibérément l'endroit efficace où poser sa patte pour imprimer, tout en prenant un air innocent qui ne trompe personne. bit.ly/2KPJoMa

You're a whittling carpenter. If you carve the shape of an existing person, you meet a being that knows what the carved subject thinks and believes. You accidentally carved yourself.
#writingprompts #writing

An internet friend whom you've never met has always given you excellent travel advise on which cities or countries to visit or avoid. Today you receive a message with a long list of locations to avoid next month and a hesitant invitation to visit them IRL.
#writingprompts #writing

"Here is your reward," the genie said.
"A tattoo machine? I already have four."
"It is magic. As long as you do not tell anyone, what this writes will come true for the person tattooed."
"Ah. Well. People used to get 'Love' or 'Death' or 'Mom', but these days-"
"Use it wisely."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

je rêve que mon humaine prenne sa voiture et aille m'acheter des croquettes... parce que bouffer les fleurs ça va bien 5 minutes !
J'ai pas une tête à pistil moi ! Oh !

Notre-Dame immortelle, dans son petit coin à droite chez Eugène Delacroix

You have the ability to mind control people, but you use it to cure people’s addiction, help unstable individuals and make life better for people in need.
#writingprompts #writing

Tired of being playthings for unknowable deities, humanity has mounted a mission to kill the gods. There's only one problem: they don't know you're on Earth.
#writingprompts #writing

You wake up one morning to find that your left eye perceives reality as normal, but your right eye now sees only truth. As you soon find out, reality and truth are not always in tandem. Your right eye reveals to you inconceivable truths that lie beyond the limitations of reality.
#writingprompts #writing

You are a machine in a machine society. In the near future, organic augmentation on machines will become so popular that it will eventuality lead to a war against life, which consumes everything it touches. An organic entity posing as a machine is sent back to eliminate the first AI.
#writingprompts #writing

You're a member of a "Mystery Gang" comprised of The Leader, The Socialite, The Genius, The Stoner & your talking Emotional Sup. Pet. After a few successes, you realize the culprits are all old men with the same M.O. & response to being caught. You suspect there's something more sinister afoot.
#writingprompts #writing

J'ai besoin d'aide les gens. Ma petite fille (27 mois) semble s'imaginer que je suis un artiste top moumoute capable de dessiner tout et n'importe quoi. Je ne m'en sors pas trop mal avec les petits poissons, escargots et machins simplistes, mais je suis quand même vachement limité (et mauvais, mais elle n'est pas trop exigeante, pourvu que ça dure).
Hier, elle m'a demandé de lui dessiner un poney. Je n'ai pas trouvé de tuto à ma portée. Vous auriez des idées, suggestions ou pistes ?

: You were thrown into this deeply cliché'd fantasy world from the real one, but you're not the hero type. Knowing all the tropes, however, you do pretty well as the slimy, manipulative mastermind advisor. The heroic king hates keeping you around, and the fact that you're always right.
#writingprompts #writing